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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 66
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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 66


Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 66

by F1exican

45 Comments

  9. T-rex_Jand_Hob

    I’m begging y’all to release this man. The chives are perfect! They are perfect!

  11. crawandpron

    the texture of the knife kinda matches the chives as visual noise and it is pleasing to me

  14. GlassPudding

    every day i come here, every day i say, “this must be the one they look pretty good”

    5 gold stars for commitment to the bit

  18. One-Pomegranate7510

    ![gif](giphy|VLzEYLMhEAlUydp4uW|downsized)

  20. Chuck_Nourish

    I like the new cutting board but I think you’re insane

  21. SnooOpinions8755

    As much as I love your posts I hope one day you cut the perfect chives and are set free.

  22. HashSlingingSloth

    At this point you need a better camera so we can criticize you better.

  23. SPARC_Pile

    You just know tomorrow, all the kiddies will be out calling for 67.

  24. eshenanigans

    LEEEEEEEEEEETTSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHIVELORDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  26. tehjoz

    ![gif](giphy|VCskWjBMAkYqQ2Zhel|downsized)

    Special Tuesday wrestling was fun tonight!

  27. javaTrekkie

    Thank you chef, it’s finals week, this is bringing me a lot of joy 🥰

  29. TwoPints_Prick

    Cheers

    ![gif](giphy|QsyPRpG6WVR6SYfBVw|downsized)

  38. Noblegamer789

    ![gif](giphy|MYjD5GZDTwiZy)

    Chopping those chives like Anakin chopped Dooku’s head off

  40. ImportanceTurbulent8

    I have cooks where I work flying paper airplanes at whoever is cutting Chives. My niece and nephew have forgone religion and pray to Chivelord every night before bed. Bundled sage has been replaced in Earthbound for Chive bundles. Oxford dictionary was rewritten to now capitalize Chive in any context. Chivelord has gotten the key to all of America’s Capitol cities, including Washington. Remember Chivegate? Remember how easy it was for Him to bounce back? That’s because he got a full Presidential pardon. I hear they’re building statues of Him in five countries. They’re printing history books with his work on the cover. Time Magazine shows his *almost* beautiful Chives on the next TWO editions. Rockstar has let him play **and beat** GTA6. I swear to Chives, if and when the aliens come down and turn our planet to glass, they will spare him only to preserve humanity at its peak.

  42. TheGoldenAnimated

    is there genuinely only 1 tower this time? im not seeing any others besides the one everyone’s posting……

    he approaches the day.

  45. Icanpickanyname

    You my internet friend may not have 100% perfect chives, but you have brought together many random corners of the internet and the people who use it. Thank you for the journey you have taken us on. I hope you have a fulfilling Holiday season and your perfect chives come soon (if not take a break anyway because you’ve earned it).